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~There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.~
~Annoy me further, and I shall stab you with a spork.
~Why be good when you can be evil? There's cookies!~
Glad to find another twilight fan... thanks for the
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and it surely isnt an irritable grizzly...or a mountain lion...^_^
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"Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just dont want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someome else to fight."
-Anita Blake
Laurell K Hamilton
Incubus Dreams (p.29)
I had to do every detail... it's Edward.
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"Bella, I was standing with you, and I pulled you out of the way."
"No."
"Please, Bella."
"Why?"
"Trust me."
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haha, okay, Aladdin!
I can't believe I didn't comment on this already XP But I did outloud, so yah XP
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I AM THE SEME OVERLORD!!
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I AM THE SEME OVERLORD!!
you know, new moon is actually my favorite? most people like twilight better for, well, obvious reasons, but i think the end of new moon when she wakes up and they talk is so worth going through that whole book. and now she HAS to become a vampire..WOOP. idk, i just think the end of new moon is like..beautiful. dont get me wrong though, twilight is FANTASTIC. and ive read it more times than new moon lol.
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