sammieAWJ

My last journal was way too huge. So I'm making a smaller one! Sooo umm... I finished my first novel. And I have a blog now! greeneggsandham-symantha.blogspot.com Woo!

~XkuroXnekoX (https://www.deviantart.com/xkuroxnekox) I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your apartment and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month, and that the apartment building is on fire. Please don't hurt me, :iconsammieawj: RULES Write me a letter in your journal and in a comment on this journal with the following rules, and tag 3+ people in the jour

https://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html Read this. It's hilarious whether or not you liked the movie. And since I thought the movie was basically a ridiculous spoof of the book, this is exactly how I felt while watching the movie. Enjoy =)